Monday, November 29, 2010

Violence! Violence!


Years before "A Clockwork Orange," "Se7en," "12 Monkeys," "The Matrix," "Fight Club," "Memento" and all of those other weird psychological films designed solely to mess with the audience's mind, there was "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?." It's not science fiction, it's stagy, shot in stark black-and-white and (unless you count a shotgun prop) there's no special effects. Therein is the brilliance of it. The whole story is relayed through layered dialogue, much of which seems so innocuous that it doesn't feel crucial to the plot. I'd heard the name before but knew absolutely nothing about the film when I first caught it on cable a decade ago -- and that was probably for the best. I'm not a stupid guy, but I'm not ashamed to admit it took me three or four times watching the movie to fully comprehend everything. And because that never happens (I usually have films figured out long before the characters do), the movie sort of endeared itself to me.


We have the movie to thank (or blame, depending upon how one perceives it) for shattering the old Hollywood conventions. The film is littered with profanity and sexual innuendo, the likes of which had never been included in a film up to this point. Although movie ratings weren't yet in place, this was the first picture where theatre managers prohibited admittance to people under 18. The profanity and sex talk seems rather tame today (since they drop 50 f-bombs a minute in every other movie) but it was pretty shocking for 1966.


"Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" was the first (and only?) film to be released in its entirety on LP . This is probably because it's so convoluted that it takes more than once for the audience to digest everything. There was no home video or internet in those days -- and there was no way in hell that any of the three existing networks were going to broadcast the movie without hacking it to pieces. So a dialogue album was actually a pretty clever marketing move.


There's a few interesting things about the album. For starters, the only piece of music heard on the entire double-LP is "Virginia Woolf Rock," which plays while Martha (Elizabeth Taylor) and Nick (George Segal) are dancing -- however, it plays a little differently than it does in the film. Also, there's at least one alternate take (Taylors memorable "Goddamn you!" line is "Screw You!" on the album, and I think some of the dialogue from the dancing sequence might be lifted from a different take). It's also worth mentioning the Martha's boxing story is heard clearly while in the film it becomes muffled as George goes into another room to get his gun. The album runs about a half hour shorter than the movie -- virtually every line remains intact, but most pauses and long silent moments were removed.

I can't take any credit for this rip. It was contributed by Rick, who is the proprietor of an incredible site on Sonny & Cher. According to Soundtrack Collector, this album was issued on CD a few years ago, but I really think that's a mistake -- seems to be the score that was re-released, not the dialogue album. Though you'd hardly know this wasn't ripped from a CD because Rick did such a fantastic job remastering it, and he even included scans of the covers and gatefold! Copies of this LP are scarce today and tend to sell in the double-to-triple digits, so get it now!

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Dialogue Soundtrack Album

01. Disc 1
02. Disc 2



Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Gallery

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Saturday, November 20, 2010

Okay, Chastity, now what are you gonna do?


With dwindling record sales and the failure of their goofy big-screen outing "Good Times," Sonny and Cher decided to take their careers in another direction. The result was the 1969 film "Chastity." Written and produced by Sonny, Cher starred as Emily, a narcissistic teenage runaway who changed her name to Chastity after randomly stumbling upon the word in the dictionary.


It's difficult to describe the plot of the film because there isn't much of one. The movie follows Chastity as she aimlessly wanders from California to Mexico and back, continuously conversing with herself more than with anyone else. Although there's two other big characters in the film (Barbara London as a lesbian whorehouse madame and Stephen Whittaker as a parking lot attendant who's studying to be a lawyer), neither is given much to do. The film rests squarely on Cher's shoulders, though she got a major boost from Sonny's dialogue, which was littered with unusual thoughts and pithy one-liners.


The movie is very artsy and could only have been made in the late '60s. Regardless of one's feelings for Sonny & Cher, it's certainly possible to like the movie if one likes films that are strange and offbeat... or if one wants to see Cher naked (with all her original parts!). Contrariwise, the film is so overwhelmingly offbeat that it's easy for people who like Sonny and Cher to hate it. Unsurprisingly, the movie was a massive flop and was never officially issued on VHS/Beta in the USA, though it's now out on DVD.


Okay, so I guess it's share time. Or Cher time. Whichever, here's a soundtrack compilation unlike any you might've stumbled on in the past. In addition to a newly-cleaned-up 320 rip of the long out of print soundtrack LP with Sonny's score, there's an alternate mono version of Cher's theme song "Band of Thieves," three radio spots, and three interviews with Sonny and Cher talking about the film!


A few notes about the interviews. They were issued on a promotional 45 that was sent to radio stations with a cue sheet that included questions. Local DJ's would ask the questions and Sonny and Cher would answer accordingly to make listeners think it was a live interview. Sorry, I don't have the cue sheets, but it's not hard to figure out what the questions are. Also should note that the combined interview track differs a little bit from the solo interviews, though it doesn't seem that way at first. So without further ado...


Chastity Soundtrack

01. Chastity's Song (Band of Thieves)
02. Chastity Overture
03. Motel I
04. Chastity Walk
05. Flowers (Love of a Family)
06. Chastity Love Theme
07. Chastity Titles
08. Motel II
09. Chastity Carrousel
10. Mexico
11. Chastity (Closing Theme)
BONUS TRACKS!
12. Chastity's Song (Band of Thieves) (Mono Version)
13. Radio Spot #1
14. Radio Spot #2
15. Radio Spot #3
16. Sonny Bono Interview
17. Cher Interview
18. Sonny & Cher Interview

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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Rhema's Greatest Non-Hits!


Once upon a time there was a techno-pop-schlock band
That was offered fame and fortune by the record man.
But once they made a movie things got out of hand,
Now they're only remembered for the Rhemascan...


Rhema was a late '70s/early '80s band from Arizona that morphed from Christian band into a derivative pop-rock group and ultimately (when paired with producer Dennis Alexander for a soundtrack) into a blatant ripoff of Devo. Through a friend, the band was offered titular roles in the film "Voyage of the Rock Aliens," as well as the opportunity to cut an album for Curb Records. Filmed in late '83, problems abounded with the intentionally-corny "Rock Aliens" movie, which didn't see wide distribution in America until it hit video in 1988 (and even then it went mostly ignored). As a result, Rhema was quickly dropped from the label; their sole release was an over-mixed version of the song "21st Century" which appeared on the soundtrack (the rest of their songs from the film went unissued).


Flash forward nearly 20 years. Over time, "Voyage of the Rock Aliens" gained momentum as the bizarro cult oddity that it is (which includes aliens, greasers, a sea monster, silly serial killers, clueless cops, music videos galore and bad movie postergirl Pia Zadora!). Little was known about the film and even less was known about this strange Devo-wannabe band that starred in it. So former band member Craig Quiter (NOPQR) devoted a small section of his website to Rhema, and he offered a bunch of unreleased tracks by the band. Sadly, however, the domain lapsed and Quiter later lost the mp3s in a computer crash. Quiter (aka Crag Jensen, aka Zehm Alohim) and his former band-mate Marc Jackson (AEIOU) kept Rhema alive by doing interviews and plugging the film/band on MySpace, but most of those mp3s from the Zehm Alohim site seemed to be lost forever. The funny thing about the internet is once you share a file, it can resurface anywhere at any time...


So thanks to visitor Joe, I'm now able to re-share all of the Rhema tracks, along with some other variations I've obtained! The downside? Well, the sound is muffled in some spots and 14 tracks are ripped at 128 kbps (they were posted in the days when people were still on dial-up connections), but considering none of these tracks ever saw an official release and the tapes were obviously not in the greatest shape when they were transferred, one can't quibble much over quality. So without further ado, I proudly present Rhema's Greatest Non-Hits (with MAJOR thanks to Joe for providing them)!


Rhema's Greatest Non-Hits!

01. Big Town
02. Combine Man
03. Come Back Lover
04. Get Out and Dance
05. Insomniac
06. Living for Today
07. Rotunda
08. Secret Information
09. That's Life (Terry Reiff Remix)
10. Very Dangerous
11. Whether It Out
12. 21st Century
13. Son of Living for Today
14. Soo Bawls
15. Combine Man (Terry Reiff Remix)
16. Combine Man (2009 Marc Jackson Remix)
17. Combine Man (Movie Version)
18. 21st Century (Album Version)
19. 21st Century (Movie Version)

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And if you haven't seen "Rock Aliens" yet, what are you waiting for?
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Sunday, November 14, 2010

The Apple screening in NYC


Somebody anonymously posted this info on my big page for the schlocktacular 1980 flick "The Apple." No clue which print they're running (there's a longer screening cut that drastically differs from the version on DVD), but the "surprise guest" is b-movie goddess Catherine Mary Stewart. (thanks for the heads-up, Jay Coughlin!). If you're in NYC this coming Saturday, it's worth checking out -- if for no other reason than to see Stewart and 81 year old b-movie mogul Menahem Golan!

THE APPLE @ WALTER READE THEATER, NYC!

11pm:
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Walter Reade Theater at Lincoln Center

*Director Menahem Golan in person!
**and...a VERY special surprise guest!!

10pm:
PRE-PARTY IN THE WALTER READE GALLERY
OPEN BAR courtesy of 42 Below
w/ DJ BOOGALOW...playing dirty disco...

Hosted by 'NYC'S APPLE SUPER-FAN':
Raffles, disco, mayhem.

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It's a natural, natural, natural desire....
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Saturday, November 13, 2010

Sunday on TCM: Night Tide!


I've fallen behind on plugging the many interesting films that Turner Classic Movies unearths, but I feel the need to point out that on Sunday November 13, TCM (in the US) is airing the 1961 gem "Night Tide." The first full-length film written and directed by Curtis Harrington (a director of unusual films whom I've developed something of an obsession with), "Night Tide" stars Dennis Hopper as a sailor on shore leave who falls in love with a mysterious woman who may not be a woman at all. Nope, I'm not talking a "Crying Game" sorta thing (though director William Castle covered that territory the same year), the woman in question might be a mermaid. So it's a "Splash" sorta thing... only darker.


Harrington later admitted that he was heavily influenced by the films of Val Lewton -- in particular, the original "Cat People" -- and it does show. However, his deft direction, phenomenal use of location and great performances from Hopper (in his first leading role), potential mermaid Linda Lawson and the underrated Luana Anders keep the movie feeling very fresh for its time. No telling which print TCM is airing (there's quite a few floating around), but there was a restoration in 2008 that's yet to be released on DVD. The film has lapsed into public domain and is also available for viewing at The Internet Archive.


And because I seldom post without a share, here's the audio commentary with Dennis Hopper and Curtis Harrington that was recorded around 1997 for one of the film's (many) DVD releases. There's a few obligatory stretches of silence, but they were two interesting men who had a lot of great stories to tell.


Night Tide Audio Commentary
With Dennis Hopper & Curtis Harrington
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?


While looking for something to post that won't hork in on my plans for next month, I realized that ubiquitous visitor Joey sent me his rip of the original Broadway album of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" quite some time ago and I never shared it. Sorry, Joey, but better late than never...


I generally try to keep profanity to the bare minimum in my posts, but there's only one way I can accurately describe the story in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf": it's the ultimate mindfuck. So what we have here is an LP boxed set that was released back in the '60s (never issued on CD) featuring a full audio recording of the Broadway show with the original cast. What I found most interesting about this album (having never seen the stage show myself) is that a good chunk of the exchanges in the film between Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor felt completely ad-libbed, but turns out it was entirely scripted. So without further ado, here's the album which features Uta Hagen (Martha), Arthur Hill (George), Melinda Dillon (Honey) and George Grizzard (Nick).


Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Original Broadway Cast Album

01. Fun and Games (Beginning)
02. Fun and Games (Continued)
03. Fun and Games (Conclusion)
04. Walpurgisnacht (Beginning)
05. Walpurgisnacht (Continued)
06. Walpurgisnacht (Conclusion)
07. The Exorcism (Part I)
08. The Exorcism (Part II)

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Sunday, November 07, 2010

Don't just sit there! Care, care, care!


My buddy Manic Man recently offered up this rip of the oft-requested soundtrack for "Care Bears Movie 2!" (though my computer was down, so it took a while...). Unfortunately, the rip turned out to be problematic for a number of reasons, not the least of which is the mono album seems to be duped straight off the film, complete with sound effects. Weird, considering the songs were isolated and in stereo on the soundtrack for the first film. But in any event, here it is complete with scans; you can thank Manic Man!

The Care Bears Movie 2
Original Soundtrack Recording

01. Our Beginning - Carol Parks
02. The Care Bear Family Is Born
03. Flying My Colors - Dean Parks & Carol Parks
04. The Care Bears First Mission
05. At the Camp
06. John and Dawn Meet True Heart
07. At the Kingdom of Caring
08. I Care for You - Stephen Bishop
09. World Class Babysitters
10. Christy Meets Dark Heart
11. The Move
12. Growing Up - Stephen Bishop
13. We Are So Very Few
14. The Fight Song - Debbie Allen
15. Reunited
16. Dark Heart's Lair
17. We Care!
18. Forever Young

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...or right-click on the corners below to download the tracks from The Box!



(And you can snag the soundtrack for the first movie right here!)

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Saturday, November 06, 2010

Correct me if I'm wrong, Pete - weren't you killed in a gunfight?


Okay, so it's not much of a share after such a long absence (see post below), but here's the promo with Randy Edelman's score for the Bruce Campbell cult sci-fi/western "The Adventures of Brisco County Jr." I dunno where this originated and it was once all over cyberspace, but I don't see any active downloads of it at the moment. Thanks to the original ripper (and to Dat Big Cheeze for unearthing the real cover and track listing)!


The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.
By Randy Edelman

01 Pilot (Aug 27, 1993)
02 The Orb Scholar (Episode #1 - Sept 3, 1993)
03 No Man's Land (Episode #2 - Sept 10, 1993)
04 Brisco in Jalisco (Episode #3 - Sept 17, 1993)
05 Socrates' Sister (Episode #4 - Sept 24, 1993)
06 Riverboat (Episode #5 - Oct 1, 1993)
07 Pirates! (Episode #6 - Oct 8, 1993)
08 Senior Spirit (Episode #7 - Oct 15, 1993)
09 Brisco for the Defense (Episode #8 - Oct 22, 1993)
10 Showdown (Episode #9 - Oct 29, 1993)
11 Deep in the Heart of Dixie (Episode #10 - Nov 5, 1993)
12 Crystal Hawks (Episode #11 - Nov 12, 1993)


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Still here...

Sorry guys, computer problems and personal crisises prevented me from my annual Halloween blogathon and resulted in another ginormous backlog of email. If I haven't gotten back to you yet, my humblest apologies -- but it's no secret that I'm flaky (or crazy... or both). I actually had things halfway squared away by the end of October but couldn't get myself motivated for either Halloween or to work on the site (or even to crack the hundreds of aging emails in my in-box). So I was thinking...

Since I'm not much of a Christmas guy, I march to the beat of my own drum, and I actually did have some stuff planned, I'm contemplating moving my Halloween blogathon to December. Chrismoween? Hallowismas? Hallukkah? Haven't figured it out yet, but it's a pretty safe bet there'll be some more strange and unusual horror-related rarities here next month. And a few of 'em are really cool!

Anyway, I don't have any immediate shares planned (and I've been distracted by another project for the past few days), but I'll try to get something new up shortly.

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